Happy Valentine’s Day

 

 

 

What a tool...

"We are losing this country Bill and do you want to know why? Because the kids are in the den watching porn with their parents, that's why."

Actual libray patron comment to the Chris Lee situation...priceless

Bunny Lust

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I have done everything in my power to win this bunny. I have tweeted, blogged, facebooked and begged. It’s in the hands of the random numbers generator now…

how cold is your vagina?

My chicken says,

“Pretty god-damn cold."

{{a moment in words}}

Outside my window…
A winter wonderland

I am thankful for…
Winding balls of yarn with my 13 year old helper

From the kitchen…
Double chocolate brownies baked with extra love

I am wearing…
Yoga pants and a tee shirt, my Sunday uniform.

I am going…
To a friends house to watch the big game

I am hoping…
I can eat healthy while I am there

One of my favorite things…
James Bond

A few plans for the upcoming week…
Getting new glasses after 7 years!!!!

Here is picture for sharing…

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snow/sick day

All day yesterday every TV station was talking about the storm of the century that was heading straight for us, snowmageddon was the word they used.

In the stupid weathermen’s defense, we have had a lot of snow this year. It has been a winter more like the kind we use to have when I was a kid. Snow has fallen almost everyday, even if it was just a little.

But today all hell was supposed to break loose. They had big maps showing the dangerous storms path. They started closing things last night before anything even started. My husband got the generator out, filled the oil lamps and went to the store for milk and bread. We were ready!

It was like Christmas Eve, no one could even sleep we were so excited for the storm. We woke up to no more snow than we have had all winter...kind of a let down.

But they had already closed everything, so a snow day it is! I am still super sick so I’ll take it.

I’m sending the kid out to shovel...

28 Days

I am sick.

Stuffy, drippy, headachy sick.

What’s worse is I think I have given it to the husband and the kid.

We are going to have total world collapse here very soon.

There will be no one to man the ship.

It’s going to get post-apocolyptic...