I got an iTouch for my birthday and a laptop for Christmas, but the gift that keeps on giving is the grumbling I get for actually using them.
Me to the 12 year old,
“Are those Christmas stripes on your underpants? Too cute!"
“Mom, you got them, don’t you know what you picked?"
“I hate to tell you, but your father picked those all out."
“I am going to vomit...”
