Thursday, December 31, 2009


I got an iTouch for my birthday and a laptop for Christmas, but the gift that keeps on giving is the grumbling I get for actually using them.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Best Holiday Conversation of 2009

Me to the 12 year old,

“Are those Christmas stripes on your underpants? Too cute!"

“Mom, you got them, don’t you know what you picked?"

“I hate to tell you, but your father picked those all out."

“I am going to vomit...”