Monday, August 31, 2009

Standard Dinner Conversation

"Did you just take your fresh basil leaf off your turkey burger?"

"Yup, it's gross."

"Do you think that Giada's husband takes the fresh basil leaf off his turkey burger?"

"Are you comparing yourself to Giada right now?"

"No, I'm comparing you to her gay husband."


All talk of basil forgotten...

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