I wore my typical post holiday outfit to work today, black pants and a black turtleneck. I thought I was rocking it, you definitely couldn’t see the 4 dozen Christmas cookies I ate or the 2 batches (because 1 pound of butter, 1 pound of sugar and 1 pound of peanut butter just wasn’t enough) of peanut butter balls or the peppermint bark or the untold amounts of booze that was consumed during this joyful holiday season, Happy Birthday Jesus!!!
Until my daughter walked in from school today and took one look at me and said,
“Oh no, who died?"